The Seven Dwarfs

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested
an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in
to see the Holy Father. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son,"
says the Pope,
"what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a
moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then
answers,"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all
of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and
silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness!
Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry
my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and
pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin
chanting,



"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"