The Dear

The DEAR A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that t hey won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue. "Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes." The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's an ars-hole!!"