Bed Sheets

Bed sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital
for a series of tests, the last of which had
left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to
the bathroom, he decided the latest episode
was another and stayed put. He suddenly
filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped
out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets,
and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when
the sheets landed on him. He started yelling,
cursing, and swinging his arms violently
trying to get the unknown things off, and
ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on
his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard, (barely containing
his (laughter), and who had watched the
whole incident, walked up and asked,
'What the heck is going on here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied:
'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!!!!'